September 2007

you may see my name in the headlines tomorrow

because I am going to rip my husbands head off tonight. I am so fucking pissed off at him right now. He screwed up his travel paperwork. Now we owe at least $800 to his work charge card. I have spent it because he didn’t take the time to explain it to me 2 WEEKS [...]

I hate my computer!!!!!

This weekend it won’t let us on the internet. Turns out the router rebelled and had to be un-installed then re-installed. That took 24 hours to figure out. Cheer to Comcast. Booooo!Then today, I am just trying to get my budget back on track, I only need to open Excel. the fucker won’t let me! [...]

Its not working very well.

Meaning the bullshit I typed down below about embracing my faults. I am way too conscientious. I know I am a lousy housekeeper. L-O-U-S-Y! I have not been able to just breeze through the piles of junk on the floor without feeling guilt and despair. thoughts like “my kids deserve to have a clean living [...]

withdrawals

I can go a whole weekend on a voluntary abstinence of CL, seriously I did it this past weekend. Please ezplain why when I see Sorry, we are undergoing maintenance….Please check our system status page for details. I go bonkers. I need it. Is there a 12-step program for people like me? Pathetic. I find [...]

confession

I have not been paying bills lately. I’m not sure why, but I just haven’t made payments on our credit card. I have only paid the important bills, like insurance, mortgage and car payments. I have been spending money like I can buy whatever I want. Now our account is overdrafted by over $200. I [...]

The Soundtrack of My Life

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here’s how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that’s playing5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don’t lie and try to pretend [...]

ss_blog_claim=cc33caed20ee3cdb1fc08d5eda3a26b4