November 2007

Three Little Words

No upcoming appointments Lately, that is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. my life is ruled by the calendar. Specifically the Microsoft Outlook Calendar on my PC and my phone. It is truly my brain. Since my kids go to different schools on opposite schedules (one in morning Preschool, the other in afternoon [...]

Mommy mouth

“no guns at bedtime.”

I generally rock

I thought that until I saw this 5 year-old boy stomp my score. I was happy I got 96% on Easy mode. The punk got 120, 521 points, 78% and a 94 note streak ON EXPERT!. Who breeds these children?

you say it like its a bad thing

Just because I got up a 4:25 this morning to go Christmas shopping does not make me crazy. I was planning on sleeping in until 5;30, but Mister called and woke me up. good thing he walked in the door with a Grande Soy Pumpkin Spice Latte or I would have gone Sha-nay-nay on his [...]

My Tale of Two Thanksgivings, Part Two

We continued our holiday festivities by packing up the kids and heading to Mister’s parents house. Ugh. his family isn’t any nuttier than mine, they are just from a different orchard. The orchard that curses at their elders and microwaves everything. I made a shitload of tasty food so the Psycho-In-Law wouldn’t have to cook [...]

My Tale of Two Thanksgivings, Part One

I’m no Charles Dickens, I’m not even going to attempt it. The Thanksgiving is a colorful holiday for our family. You can always count on good food and insanity. The former with my family, the latter with his. This year was a vivid reminder of why we need to make a new tradition of a [...]

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