December 2007

Attainable is the operative word

For the past ten years (maybe more) I have had the same null New Year’s Resolution:“I resolve not to make a resolution” A cop out, I know. I am so weak of will. I am not a follow through girl. I am the idea person. I have not been able to abstain from chocolate, soda, [...]

She will miss him

Coolio decided that Bear needed a bath after dinner. “Jackpot!” thought I “now I don’t have to do it tomorrow.” I could not have been more wrong. He turns on the water and gets Bear stripped down. She is squealing (think: Free Willy) with excitement. Like a flash, Fluffy rushes in screaming she wants a [...]

this is love

My beloved said to me after I reorganized the kitchen counters and cabinets: “Don’t you think I’m going to keep buying you kitchen gadgets and appliances just to get you to clean up”

ridiculous

When watching children’s movies, it’s best not to think too hard. This concept is much easier said than done. It is safe to say that the movies we have been watching this past week are not tailored for the 12 and over demographic. Despite this glaringly obvious fact, I feel compelled to write reviews on [...]

Wii are cool

According to many people, we are “major gamers.” This misnomer has arisen since we cut our cable this past summer. We own an XBox 360 console and four games. Fluffy knows a lot about these games. She likes to watch Mister play. She plays occasionally, more now we have Guitar Hero. She is skilled, for [...]

have I told you how I feel about my nose?

I finally got a chance to post the story of my nose puncturing event. Also Known As “My Awesome Birthday with my Bitches.” I stole this from The Great Liv. she wrote such an eloquent memoir of our time together, I straight up jacked her shit. Booo-yah! “So this is how it all went down: [...]

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