January 2008

Rainbows and Sunshine

There is simply no better way to spend you afternoon than: First, attending a funeral Then, filing your tax return. Including the disappearance of a vital 1099. Topped off by a cranky toddler. This bitch is going to drink a liter of cheap Chardonnay now.

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Does this make me old?

First a Spice Girls reunion tour Now New Kids on the Block are back! read it here

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it’s rumored to be true

Your ex is on the side of the road on fire, what do you do? send my dog over to pee on him Your best friend tells you she is pregnant, what is your reaction? hooray! When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? last week when the comcast guy [...]

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Snow

5:01 – In my sleep I hear “one-and-a-half inches,” my eyes pop open. 5:03- Check website for school closure, nothing. 5:07- Check website for school closure, nothing. 5:08- Coolio comes inside with a very excited pair of dogs. 5:11- Check website for school closure, nothing. 5:12- Wake up kids. Dogs are begging to go back [...]

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Mamikaze’s Kick-Ass Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

1 lb (4 sticks) butter 3 cups brown sugar, firmly packed 1 tablespoon vanilla 4 large eggs 4 cups flour 1 teaspoon salt 4 teaspoons baking powder 4 cups oats 2 bags chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350°F. In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Mix in eggs and [...]

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Tofu Enchilada Casserole

Sauce: 2 bags of dried New Mexico chile pods 4 cups boiling water ½ large yellow onion, diced 3 cloves garlic, minced fine 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp cocoa powder Remove stems from chile pods. Place on large mixing bowl, pour boiling water on top. While pods are soaking, sauté onions and garlic. Remove a [...]

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