March 2008

Men-you Mundane

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Ethel! I am bored to tears in the kitchen. I am tired of freezer meals but I refuse to pay the exorbitant prices for South American produce. I can’t wait until we Spring vegetables come in. I’m going on strike, I should get Spring Break. Monday: Cheap Merlot and brie, I’ll [...]

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Sniffle Sniffle Tweet

I’m sick. My head is stuffy, my throat hurts, I barely have a voice and my back pain has returned. I am laying in bed drinking tea and watching movies. And Tweetering. Fluffy and I watched The Incredibles first. Now I’m pestering peeps with Monty Python Tweets. “Alloo, you stuffy English Kaniggets and the King [...]

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Fuchsia Saturday Photoblog

I slept in because I didn’t sleep well thanks to a stuffier than a Country Club social sinus headache last night. When I got out of the shower I remember Fuchsia Saturday, a time honored tradition from Fred Meyer. My hub calls it “flowerpsychoday.” If you could get your basket filled for $5, you’d act [...]

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Fidget Live Blogging

I am headed to a Cerebral Palsy Seminar in Seattle today. I am carpooling with some of the awesome therapy staff that treat my Bear. I’ll update periodically. Multitasking is how my hyperkinetic brain absorbs information. If I am looking at the presenter the entire time, it all becomes fuzzy. I set my alarm for [...]

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I am Kenya and I am Kansas

I am Kenya and I am Kansas I am a father and I am a son I am an American I am a leader and I am a listener I can reach and I can holdfast I can shout or I can whisper And I can find the good That we all seek And when [...]

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I should have known

Last night, seriously. It’s supposed to return tonight.

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