Holy Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Ethel! I am bored to tears in the kitchen. I am tired of freezer meals but I refuse to pay the exorbitant prices for South American produce. I can’t wait until we Spring vegetables come in.
I’m going on strike, I should get Spring Break.
Monday: Cheap Merlot and brie, I’ll give the [...]

I’m sick. My head is stuffy, my throat hurts, I barely have a voice and my back pain has returned.
I am laying in bed drinking tea and watching movies. And Tweetering. Fluffy and I watched The Incredibles first. Now I’m pestering peeps with Monty Python Tweets.
“Alloo, you stuffy English Kaniggets and the King Artur who [...]

I slept in because I didn’t sleep well thanks to a stuffier than a Country Club social sinus headache last night. When I got out of the shower I remember Fuchsia Saturday, a time honored tradition from Fred Meyer. My hub calls it “flowerpsychoday.” If you could get your basket filled for $5, you’d act [...]

I am headed to a Cerebral Palsy Seminar in Seattle today. I am carpooling with some of the awesome therapy staff that treat my Bear. I’ll update periodically. Multitasking is how my hyperkinetic brain absorbs information. If I am looking at the presenter the entire time, it all becomes fuzzy.
I set my alarm for 4:00. [...]

I am Kenya and I am Kansas
I am a father and I am a son
I am an American
I am a leader and I am a listener
I can reach and I can holdfast
I can shout or I can whisper
And I can find the good
That we all seek
And when I am defined in this contest
Or when my [...]

Last night, seriously. It’s supposed to return tonight.