If you have read my blog more than four times you should know how I feel about housework. You are also familiar with my abhorrence of cleaning. I am assuming you know of my financial state as well.
When you are a broke slacker mom, you must plan ahead some.

Case in point: my bedroom closet

the heap
Notice [...]

Thanks to my nosy nose and Twitter, I did the unthinkable this weekend. I made the acquaintance of a local mommyblogger on Friday. And proceeded to horn my way into hanging out with her and a two other cool chics on Saturday. In your face, Emily Post!
I had a good weekend. Made some new [...]

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George Carlin 1937-2008

You broke the rules. You made us laugh. You made us think.

This size covers a 9 x 13 baking dish or two pie crusts.
2 ½ cups all purpose flour
2 teaspoons salt
2 sticks unsalted butter, cold and cut
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
5 to 7 tablespoons ice water
combine flour and salt. cut in butter. mix in vinegar. add ice water by tablespoons until just wet. turn out onto [...]

This is a big one. I have been debating it for months. I think it has something to do with cleansing my psyche. I need to spill the beans.
*deep breath*
*deep cleansing breath*
*deep deep lamaze style yoga breath*

Alrightheregoes itwillbebestifIjustgetitoffquickly likeabandage, thisismyhouse:
To be totally honest, that is not my actual house. I stole this picture. I am [...]