September 2008

He is coming home after all!

Right after I posted about my darling not coming home, he found out they changed plans. He flies in this morning. I am being a mean mommy and sending Fluffy to school. She doesn’t know that Bear is coming with me to the airport. His flight comes in at 10:00. Preschool begins at noon. She [...]

Wordless Wednesday: nasty burger

keeps going and going

My husband has been gone for eight weeks. Eight, ocho, huit. Guess what he found out yesterday? He will be there another two weeks. Now he is going to miss Bear’s birthday. He missed Fluffy’s birthday and our anniversary. Major suckage here. I start classes on Thursday. I am now going to drop one of [...]

Recent Conversation with a Comcast Customer Service Representative

Me: Hi, I want to add DVR service to my package that is being installed tomorrow. Comcast guy: We can’t do that on such short notice. Me: Are you kidding me? Why? CG: It requires a longer service appointment than the one you are scheduled for tomorrow. Me: Longer than TWO HOURS?! CG: And the [...]

The Grand (2007)

The Grand (2007) Starring: Woody Harrelson, Chris Parnell Director: Zak Penn Rating Woody Harrelson stars as One-Eyed Jack Faro a not-quite-fully-rehabbed gambler party monster and serial marry-er hoping to save his late grandfather s hotel-casino by winning $10 million cash at The Grand Championship Of Poker. But first he’ll have to beat a Vegas field [...]

ye best be learnin’ t’ be talkin’ like a buccaneer

Today be goin’ t’ be a long tide. I be havin’ 3 errands t’ run an’ be homeport before 10:00. Th’ cable guy be scheduled t’ arrive between ten an’ high tide. I need t’ make potato salad an’ pack t’ spend th’ night at me parents. I need t’ go get me fingernail removed [...]

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