Mike works an industrial job that involves a bunch of big words. Words that sound like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.
Being the good wife that I am, I listen dutifully as he tells me about how he had to go into a sneedle to remove the snuvs. Sometimes he complains about having to crawl into a grickily gructus because there was a leak in the kwiller. I feel like a moron not having a clue.
I’ve been doing this HTML geek thing for awhile now. He sees me working in Dreamweaver, but never pays attention to anything but the finished projects. I got to turn the tables on him.
He wanted me to move his browser bookmarks to his new HP mini and to a user account on my laptop. He was sitting at the desk and I was doing this over his shoulder in the office tech support fashion when I cracked open the HTML file to see if I could clean it up. He got a peek of
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He started screaming like a baby. I’m surprised our neighbors didn’t make a domestic violence call.
“My eyes! I have a headache now! Why did you do that?”
ha ha ha.
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