I don’t pay much attention to any of my analytics. It’s fun to go in a couple times a year and look at the keywords that bring people to mamikaze.
Looking back at the last 6 months, my favorite is:
home ingredient in water that moves to loud noises
The crazy part, I’m not even on the first page for it!
More amusing search terms:

- snuggie fire hazard- you bet it is! I’m second on that page
- weird things about canada- the list goes on and on
- youporn spring break- maybe?
- cutco hate- I don’t feel that strongly about the cutlery
- alex lesson plans propaganda- what the hell is that?
- brutally honest mobile home- why yes I do
- dark brown bread machine- nope, mine’s white
- fuck i am depressed- I am surprised that I wasn’t on the first pag, not even in the first five
- flip flops for wide feet- if you find some, please advise





