Holy Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Ethel! I am bored to tears in the kitchen. I am tired of freezer meals but I refuse to pay the exorbitant prices for South American produce. I can’t wait until we Spring vegetables come in.
I’m going on strike, I should get Spring Break.
Monday: Cheap Merlot and brie, I’ll give the rind to my dog
Tuesday: Whiskey and rye. Singing “This’ll be the day that I die, this’ll be the day that I die.”
Wednesday: ask my mom
Thursday: Beer with taquitos
Friday: Let’s get ourselves kicked outta Applebees
Saturday: Um, um, um…. popcorn?
Sunday: Idunno. My mom said something ’bout us goin’ out ’cause she be droppin’ the Fluffster home
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OMG, that is probably the BEST menu EVER!!! I’m coming over on Thursday!!!!!!
I love me some beer and Mexican cuisine!
Can I come to dinner at your house?