Anonyponymous: The Forgotten People Behind Everyday Words

I need to add more random facts to my brain.

Toast Clock

It’s always time for toast!

Chanukah Menorah Tree

It’s so clever. It’s so inclusive.

Ninja Coat Hooks

Hang your coat on the weapon that just missed your head.

Remote Control Tarantula

This would make the dogs go batsh!t.

Bandai Gun O’Clock

Duck Hunt every morning.

Cassette Tape Dispenser

It’s a play on words beyond compare.

Croc Shoe Pet Bed

They chew on my shoes, might as well sleep in one.

The WineRack

No explanation necessary.

I listed all of these items in my aStore for future reference. They’re in the “My Birthday” category. The widget is in the sidebar as well.